Recently, my mother and I went on a shopping outing. After visiting a few stores, we made our way back to the car. I walked at a steady pace until my right foot clung to the ground. With force, I pulled it up in a molasses-like manner…Ecccckkkk!!!Yes, someone decided the parking lot was an appropriate place to dispose of their gum!
Unfortunately, that is a comparatively regular thing. However, as we nearly reached the car, a splatter of a wet substance hit my shoulder. I immediately looked to the sky and there was not a single cloud, only a single bird…and yes, it found it appropriate to empty the work of its kidneys on my shoulder, great!
I was completely disgusted, why do these things always happen to me?
